A field guide by Odie & Finn
The Unofficial Dog Ownership Handbook
Living with a dog comes with responsibilities. Some are practical. Others appear to have been invented by the dog.
Welcome to our collection of questionable rules, carefully observed from the sofa, the kitchen and anywhere a human might be doing something interesting.
Rule 01
The Cheese Tax
The fridge has opened. An inspector is already on the way.
Read the rule →Rule 02The Belly Tax
One exposed tummy. Several possible interpretations.
Read the rule →Your resident commentators,
Odie & Finn